Beauty Board and The Spoliation of Jacko #100DaysOfOldDays

Day 92 #100DaysOfOldDays

I found this photo in my pile and decided to talk about the ‘beauty board’ – among other things. It’s a very thin board that people stuck to their walls in the 70’s. I’m assuming it was called beauty board because it was beautiful!

There’s a lot to talk about in this typically 70’s photo. “Less is more” was not the mantra we lived by.

The sideboard is the same colour as the beauty board…intentionally I’m sure. I wouldn’t be surprised if that sideboard is covered with contact. It was probably a cream colour before the beauty board went up.

I think most people owned a sideboard back then. I’ve no idea what we stored in ours. Knowing my mam it was cups and glasses one week, tins of food the following week. It may have been full of toys another time. Nothing ever stayed in the same place for long in our house. The furniture got moved around so much, it was like living in a different house every month.

Look at our big telly from Kellett’s Rental! And that’s the remote control sitting on the floor…wearing the red jumper!

It’s my guess that the television unit once had doors on it, but Mam likely thought it was handier without them. It’s possible that she screwed them back in place a week after this photo was taken because it wasn’t better without them after all!

Zooming in, we have the big red record player with our radio cassette player sitting on top of it. That’s Elvis pinned to the beauty board!

I think the two matching vases once belonged to my great-grandmother. They were indeed beautiful vases back then. And they were great for holding trinkets and junk.

I’d swear that’s a mini pushbutton ashtray sitting in front of the vase on the left. My parent’s never smoked so the ashtray would’ve been for visitors.

The thing in the middle – it’s hard to see because it’s camouflaged against the beauty board – is a jar that’s decorated with seashells. There was a lot of them littered around the house. Go here if you’d like to see one of mam’s homemade seashell lamps.

We can’t leave without talking about Jacko the monkey sitting on the couch. Anyone who owned a ‘Jacko’ in the 70’s was totally made up. He was the king of all stuffed toys! Although, I’ve heard malicious rumours in the past suggesting that some children were afraid of him. I don’t believe it!

I remember the day as if it was yesterday, when that wee lad in the red jumper (the TV remote), took into a mad frenzy one evening after watching Planet of the Apes. He leapt from the table to the couch, landed on top of Jacko, and stabbed him several times with a fork. We were all horrified as the stuffing bled from Jacko’s chest. He got into fierce trouble that day – rightly so!

Mam sewed up poor Jacko with her darning needle and industrial thread (she used to sew shoes for Earl’s shoe factory). But Jacko was never the same after. He deteriorated down through the years and eventually went to Monkey Heaven!

Cowboys in the Good Room #100DaysOfOldDays

Day 16 #100DaysOfOldDays

This photo could keep us going right up to the last day of our 100DaysOfOldDays Project. It’s like a bag of Dolly Mixtures. Where should I begin? The room itself.

The sitting room…better known as the good room. The only day of the year when the fire was lit in that room was Christmas Day and that was the only day we were allowed into it. It was reserved for very special visitors (none that I can remember) and Tubberware and make-up parties.

The wall!

Wallpaper junkies would sell their souls to the devil for this groovy purple & gold wallpaper. Check these out on Amazon if you don’t believe me. Big and bold was the way to go in the 70’s. Mam loved wallpaper. Dad used to say it was to cover up all the holes she made from hammering in nails. She moved the pictures on the walls as often as she moved the furniture…and that was a lot!

We’ll briefly mention the gold plated plate thingy on the wall that the very glamorous Christmas decoration is clinging to.

Next;

Those were our Santy toys. I’m pretty sure I got a nurse’s costume that Christmas too. We would have also got an annual each, and a box of Oatfield Colleen sweets between us. That was it though. Not like the myriad of toys you see nowadays.

The doll was called Action Girl. I was never so disappointed in anything in my whole life. I saw Action Girl demonstrating her numerous skills on television. She was amazing…doing somersaults, handstands and she could even fly through the air with her luxurious locks flowing in the wind behind her. I could just imagine her flying across Drumbannon, while everyone else’s boring Barbies watched with envy!  

You can imagine my excitement when I saw her there, at the foot of my bed beside my Mandy annual on Christmas morning. Santy really loved me! When I opened the box and took her out, she was dead. No life whatsoever in her rigid plastic body. And I wasn’t impressed that she had hinges on her knees and elbows so they could bend. She couldn’t do any of the things I saw her doing on the telly. But I eventually forgave her and fell in love with her.

Let’s talk about the lamp. Mam went through a phase of sticking shells to pretty much everything in the house. Well, anything that putty would stick to. She would have us all collecting shells at the beach so she could make little shell animals and other shell ornaments. This lamp was once a big glass jar. She stuck the shells on with putty, varnished it, and inserted a push-through socket and socket shell. Bought a shade, or re-used an old one, and in her words, ‘Bod’s your uncle and Fanny’s your aunt…a brand new lamp!’

Would you look at the lovely china cabinet! Full of things that rarely got used. Mind you, I see the green glass dessert set that did come out every Sunday (on the middle shelf). Instant whip and jelly. Was so good!

What colour is that couch? Mustard? I think it was more for style, because it definitely wasn’t very comfortable to sit on. Then again, Mam didn’t want us in the good room so why would she put a comfy couch in there!?

I just want to add…I didn’t cut my baby brother out of the photo. Whoever took the photo did. But I do know he was wearing an Indian outfit. Three cowboys against one Indian. What on earth was Santy thinking?

Little Miss Ten is excused from sketching today. She’s very much under the weather but hopefully she’ll be back in action very soon!

Featured image courtesy of Peggy_Marco