In the 80’s I couldn’t afford to buy expensive perfume, but I could afford Impulse body spray!
We all owned one or two cans of it. And when a new fragrance came out, we’d have to buy it immediately.
They smelled fantastic, they were handy and completely affordable. The only problem was, they didn’t last very long because we used to douse ourselves in it.
Impulse wasn’t just for wearing on a night out, it was for every day. School, Mass, walking round town. Every day was Impulse day!
The earliest ones we had were Always Alluring, Delightfully Daring, Instantly Innocent, Mysterious Musk, Possible Playful, and Suddenly Sassy. In 1986, three new scents came out; Elation, Electric Musk, and Temptation.
“When a man you’ve never met before suddenly gives you flowers, that’s impulse!”
Did you get those flowers? Well, I didn’t!
Impulse is still on the go, but some of the original fragrances from the 80’s are no longer available.
Can anyone name these three originals? My favourite was the pink one! Was it called Gypsy?
Was the gold one called Hint of Musk or Mysterious Musk? And the black one was something exotic…?
Using the bathroom in the 60’s & 70’s was often a psychedelic experience. Everyone blamed the mushrooms, but it wasn’t the mushrooms; it was the interior designers and the parents who went along with it.
If I sat in this bathroom for more than five minutes, I’d experience hallucinations too.
It was the fashion to have a coloured bathroom suite. And if you had a few pound stashed under the mattress, you might have even ripped out your boring white bath and toilet and replaced them with lovely new ones – in any colour you fancied.
I remember visiting my great-aunt Helen in the 70’s, and I’m pretty sure she had a blue bathroom. The blue ones were very popular!
My aunt Marie’s bathroom was avocado green. Although, to us it was just ‘green‘. I only remember light green and dark green! Did we know what an avocado was in the 70’s? Oh…wait, we had jade green too. That’s three shades of green we had!
I once had a pink bathroom suite and a grey one. I’ve seen them salmon coloured, peach, mustard, burgundy, even brown – Penthouse Brown I believe it was called! We had penthouses before we had avocados.
People were still putting in coloured bathrooms during the 80’s. I remember viewing a house that was for sale (it was built in the 80’s) and it had three bathrooms and a toilet downstairs, and each one was a different colour. That’s where I saw the brown one.
The thing was though, the tiles, the carpet, mats, and curtains all had to be the same colour as the bath and toilet. And…coloured toilet roll.
We couldn’t afford to replace our boring white bath with a coloured one but we could afford a very trendy vanity splashback. There were made from tough plastic and came in different colours. They had a mirror that opened up a little medicine cabinet. Two glass holders and a soap dish. They had five toothbrush holders which would have caused rows in a family of more than five. And you could have one in whatever colour you wanted…it didn’t have to match the sink!
Vanity Splashback
An aunt of mine was very posh with a furry toilet seat cover. Poor mam bought one but with four young boys in the family it didn’t last too long, sadly. I’m sure she was devastated!
The jumble sales in the early 80’s, as I remember them, were the equivalent of a trip to Mr Price or Penny’s today. There was something about a jumble sale that you just don’t get at a car boot sale or from browsing in a charity shop—or Mr Price and Penny’s.
A jumble sale took place only once or twice a year, so it was exciting, especially for children. It was a chance to have new things that didn’t cost half of your father’s wages. It was mostly second-hand goods on sale, but some things were brand new costing a fraction of their shop price. The proceeds would go to the church or a local charity.
The earliest ones I remember were held in the hall behind the Church of Ireland. I particularly remember the Christmas ones. They would be advertised for a couple of weeks beforehand; on posters in shop windows and in the local newspaper, The Celt.
We’d be gathering our pennies in anticipation for the big spend. Doing jobs around the house to earn extra.
We’d arrive at the hall to join the queue that would have started to form. You had to be early if you wanted to get anything worthwhile. People hopped from foot to foot to keep warm, even though they would’ve been well wrapped up in their winter coats and hats & scarves. The mammies would chatter among themselves, about Christmas and the foreseeable bargains at the jumble sale. Their puffs of breath forming little clouds in the frosty air. We, the children, would play around in the dark, scaring each other with ghost stories about the nearby graveyard in the ruins of the old church; Lord Lisgar and the headless horseman, banshees and werewolves.
As soon as the doors would open everyone would rush in and scurry to their favourite stall. The mammies would usually aim for the wardrobe section; the children for the toys and bric-a-brac. There was something appealing about the scent of old books and the musty whiff of clothes and shoes that smelt like they’d been retrieved from the attic.
Part of our Christmas shopping was done at these jumble sales. An ornament for Mammy, a book or a game for Daddy, which was really for us.
Sometimes we’d have money left to buy a bun at the cake stand or a slice of homemade bread covered with gooseberry or plum jam. Sometimes we’d just walk slowly past the cakes, looking at them, our mouths watering with the smell of icing sugar. The Christmas bakes hummed with nutmeg and cinnamon. Some of the kinder ladies behind the stand would sell a bun for a penny, if that’s all you had left.
Things sold quite quickly at the jumble sales, with very little left behind.
The things I remember buying at a jumble sale: old annuals—Judy, Mandy, Bunty, Twinkle. Any I didn’t already have. Enid Blyton books, Black Beauty, The Little Match Girl, a white sparkly belt, a hat, handbags, half-empty bottles of nail polish and perfume, dolls, nice pens, crayons, colouring books with just a few pages coloured in, playing cards.
I remember buying things like fancy little boxes or pots, just to put stuff in. Mam would say, “Oh that’s lovely”… when really she meant, “Where are you going with that oul thing?”
The popularity of charity shops did away with jumble sales. I hear about cake sales now and again, but they’re not a patch on the old-style jumble sales. Or is it because we look at things differently through our childhood eyes?
This is my collection of 80’s singles. There’s 51 here, and I had lots more. I have a collection of LPs too but they haven’t made the journey from Cavan to Mayo yet.
Some are a wee bit scratched
If you’re a relatively young person reading this and you’re wondering what an LP is. It’s a long playing vinyl record. A single has a song on each side, and an LP is an album with a few songs on each side. It plays longer. On one of these; a record player. I think these days they’re called a turntable.
THIS OLE HOUSE – Shakin Stevens
When a new single was released, we went into Colemans stationery shop to order it. If it was number one in the charts, they’d usually have some in stock. Or if you knew someone who was going to Cavan town, you’d ask them to get your record in the music shop.
I’ve had a look through my collection of vinyl singles. Some great memories, and I still love every song—on the A side.
I think the very first record I bought was TO BE OR NOT TO BE by B.A. Robertson released in May 1980. I was only twelve and just on the road to discovering pop music. Before this, all I knew was Charlie Pride and Philomena Begley. Thanks Mam.
This is my favourite record…only because it’s green.
BEING WITH YOU by Smokey Robinson
Here’s my top ten favourites from my collection. I’ve added a YouTube link in case you fancy a trip back to the 1980s disco halls.
RED RED WINE by UB40. I didn’t know until just now that Red Red Wine was written and first recorded by Neil Diamond in 1967. UB40 covered it in 1983. And I have to say, I love Bob Marley’s version. ‘Red red wine you make me feel so fine.’
I’VE NEVER BEEN TO ME by Charlene. It was originally released in 1977 but it wasn’t a hit, until in 1982 it was re-released and stayed at number one in the charts for six consecutive weeks. Class song. Listen to the lyrics!
Who remembers JE T’AIME…MOI NON PLUS By Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin. 1969. Yes, I was a baby but it was a still a hit in the 80’s. Can’t think why! Ahem. My mother didn’t like it and I had to play it on low volume. And if I were to play it now, it would be on low volume too, in case Little Miss Ten heard it! There’d be questions.
I know I said top ten, but I have to mention JEALOUS GUY by Roxy Music. The song was written by John Lennon in 1968, and recorded on his 1971 album, Imagine. Classic!
I’ve so many more I could talk about but the night’s not long enough. Madonna, Wham, Tracy Ullman, David Essex, Culture Club, Chris De Burgh, Status Quo, Kim Wilde, The Police, Pet Shop Boys, Madness, Adam and the Ants. And more.
Those were the days of fantastic music and great songs!